The Backwards Pumpkin Song

Sit down, call off the cavalry

I’m stealing the jewels

In a slow motion action replay

Bar fight, I invented chivalry

Notch in my bed post

Slow motion action replay

Now the fog is rolling in

Bringing us that much closer to a senseless end

Oh, please don't get up, I’ll get that for you

It’s selfish to say I believe when

I believe all these lines and long enough

(Don't just lay on the ground son)

(Don't just drown in the fountain)

And I don't know you

I don’t know you

(You got stuck preaching action)

(I fell down using tact son)

And I don't know you

I don’t know you

Bring back this fight tonight

All of these lies that I uphold (Don’t mind them they can’t elope)

For one good note (Leave them off of the great boat)

Bring back this fight tonight

All of these lies that I uphold (Don’t mind them they can’t elope)

For one false hope (Leave them off of the great boat)

One false hope

Go on and fix your tie

And just lead the line out

Needless to say I stumble, you play all night long

Fix your tie and just lead the line out

Needless to say

Now you'll find, as I rewind

Now you'll find it’s not the point

One Love