Take Me Drunk

Drunk, gettin' the hell out of my way

You know all good time

And I need your today

Hey, please do good job for me

Yeah, let's see it, yeah

Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man

Ride with a gun in my hand

Lookin' for a girl who'll understand

Don't wants responsibility

I don't care about holes in jeans

I gotta get out tonight and see

Hope I don't get in a fight

Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

I met a woman that said, I stunk

I got a speed stick, damn, you're drunk

She felt good 'round her ass and thigh

She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high

Said, "Take me backstage, pretty please

Just let me finish up this here drink"

Sat there about to change my mind

When she turned and said, "Honey child"

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm stoned

Take me drunk, wanna bone

Take me drunk, gotta phone

Take me drunk, where's my car?

Take me drunk, am I far?

Take me drunk, what's your name?

Take me drunk, is this a bar?

Had to think just a little more

This chick was beginning to bore

Didn't know if she was gonna score

That was when I started to ignore

I don't care about holes in jeans

I gotta get out tonight and see

Hope I don't get in a fight

Just because I grabbed some nice ass that don't belong to me

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm stoned

Take me drunk, wanna bone

Take me drunk, gotta phone

Take me drunk, where's my car?

Take me drunk, am I far?

Take me drunk, what's your name?

Take me drunk, is the bar far?

Stick it

Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home

Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home

Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home

Baby girl, baby girl, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm stoned

Take me drunk, wanna bone

Take me drunk, gotta phone

Take me drunk, where's my car?

Take me drunk, am I far?

Take me drunk, I have a name?

Take me drunk, is this a bar?

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, oh

Take me drunk, yeah, yeah

Take me drunk, yeah, yeah

Take me drunk, I'm home

Take me drunk, I'm stoned

Take me drunk, take me drunk at home

Take me drunk up to home, well