Fitzy Needs A Haircut

What’s with that scally cap

His head has gotta smell like crap

Never seen a bar of soap

Fitzy is a f**king dope

Fitzy needs a haircut

Fitzy needs a haircut now

Lenny grab those f**king shears

Just watch out for those big dumb ears

Cut his hair for once and all

Shave his head and then his balls

Fitzy needs a haircut

Fitzy needs a haircut now