How Dare You Call This Love?

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you

But your so young, it's obscene

I'll just keep biding my time until you put your little hand in mine

Oh, I can't wait for the day when you finally turn sixteen

There are so many rats on a sinking ship

There's so much of you, I can't wait

Get to grips when your halo slips, ow

How dare you call this love

Ooh, that's what they say

It's that urge I've gotta fight

How dare you call this love

Why, it flies in the face

Of all that is good and is right, yeah

You've got it all and you're always my first port of call

This is the happiest I've ever been

And I know I should wait but you lay it all out on a plate

And I'm just too fond of you, boy

To let the laws of nature intervene

There are so many rats on a sinking ship

There's so much of you, I can't wait

Get to grips when your halo slips, ow

How dare you call this love

Ooh, that's what they say

It's that urge I've gotta fight

How dare you call this love

Why, it flies in the face

Of all that is good and is right, yeah

Ga-ga-ow

Yeah, keep it moving

How dare you call this love

Ooh, that's what they say

It's that urge I've gotta fight, ow

How dare you call this love

Why, it flies in the face

Of all that is good and is right, yeah

(How dare you call this love)

That's what they say

It's that urge I've gotta fight

Why I know, why I know

Oh, but please not again

Cause it flies in the face

Of all that is good and is right, yeah