Jenifa (Taught Me)

Access to her cove, lovestruck was my mode

Took a look, dropped my textbook, Jenifa, oh

Breakfast, broke it fast, she was in my English class

Asked for notes, rocked my boat, Jenifa, oh

Jenny lost her favorite penny, so I gave her a dollar

She kissed me and I hollered

In a flash the school bell rang, Jenny grabbed onto my hand

Took me home and said, "Trugoy, just swing it, swing it, swing"

The Downstairs where we met, I'd brought records, she'd cassettes

Lost a break, found her shake, Jenifa, oh, Jenny

Transcripts showed more than flirt, 'I love daisies' read her shirt

Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed, Jenifa, oh, Jenny

Morals shaped like the floss, no-one could live their life for Pos

Found her house, aroused my joust, Jenifa, oh, Jenny

Her clothes I did shuck, just like Dan I strictly stuck

To the punt, she cried, "Kick it", Posdnous was in

Jenny only thought about Jimmy but asked was I a virgin

Like some kid named Derwin?

She said, "Let's try it in the bathroom" but the 'nous is way above sinks

So to the kitchen she did Dan and came back wrapped in Saran

Now wait a minute

Little Derwin got somethin' to show us

That Jenny could never do, listen

Hey, look at little Derwin

Look at him go, look at him go

Aww, baby

Positions, muscles flexed, Dove was lost in a Ghana hex

Passed her test, felt her teddy, Jenifa, oh, Jenny

Notions soothed the mood, Dove was lost in De La Heaven

Scream Plug 2, did the do, Jenifa, oh, Jenny

Jenny teased my homeboy Granny

In fact she teased so many

She was known as a garden tool

No more I dispatch, was it Jimmy, had met his match?

Or could it be the realization all girls owned a Jenny?

For normal health I have fought, a valuable lesson she had taught

Don't flaunt that, the candy is good unless you came with plenty