(I Was Born a) Busted Hyman

Lookin' up the crevice of a unborn child,

The blood and the afterbirth do drive me wild...

I was born, on a busted hymen

Why, I don't know why!

I was born, on a busted hymen

and my balls nearly reach the sky!

Well, sittin' on a cloud in a purple bag of puss

Body goes glad and it just touch too much

I don't know if I'm blind and I don't know if I'm dead

one things for certain, I'll be commin' out blood red

I was born, on a busted hymen

Why, I don't know why!

I was born, on a busted hymen

and my balls nearly reach the sky!

Yeah, this green colored substance circles around my head

drive me ago-go, I nearly turned to dead!

Stayin' here forever, for eternity

I'm a zombie mutant baby & my mom's on lsd!

I was born, on a busted hymen

Why, I don't know why!

I was born, on a busted hymen

and my balls nearly reach the sky!

Standin' here on summer, sunday afternoon

Grandma's sittin' here, skinnin' a racoon!

Had coke for breakfast, had speed for tea

now I'm smokin' marijuana on grandma's knee!

I was born, on a busted hymen

Why, I don't know why!

I was born, on a busted hymen

and my balls nearly reach the sky!

Well I was born!

Well I was born!

Well I was born!

Well I was born!

Well I was born!

Well I was born!

Busted hymen!

Busted hymen!

Busted hymen!

Busted hymen!

Busted hymen!

Busted hymen now!

Well I was born, on a busted hymen

Why, I don't know why!

Well I was born, on a busted hymen

and my balls nearly reach the sky!