I Wanna Be a Bear

Got your Jordache jeans

Got your pretty long hair

Dinner and a movie powder your nose

Take their honey for lay

Just like pay

You're just a human being on this planet

You're just flesh and blood like all the rest

You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass

Humans are ses I want to be a bear

I want to shit in the woods

In my cave hunt my prey

Could be you, I want to have food

Burgers not berries

Ladies are women but women are ladies

Got a baited hook you are calling it

Your cherry

You want to settle down

And you want to get married

I don't want to smell your muff