A Shocking Lack Thereof

That's right I aim to please

That's right I aim to please

I'm acting like some kind of Victorian serf child

I have considered the possibility of trading fluids

On the platform of the underground station

But I have watched and I have seen

And I have counted all the passers-by

You see, me and my friend here we have been engaged

In a search for some months now

For hotels and highlights, experienced midwives

For money to turn into medicine

And what do we find? (3 times)

A shocking lack thereof, But wait

(Wear your moonboots, 'cause they suit you)

And move like Elvis Presley on the booze.

Believe that you have everything to lose

That's right I aim to please

That's right I aim to please

Pay a visit to the nurse to have your head deloused

Talk for hours about the politics of Mickey Mouse

You know how it is

Nighttimes, gotta get out the house

My life is for pleasure, a wiggle in flesh

I'm soaked and in malice, I'm all in distress

And as I was promised my life is for rage

My guide is a drunk and a female bouquet

I realize what they were talking about, for a change

My life's been mistaken for garbage and gold

My life is in private, I gotta move on 'till I'm old

That's right I aim to please

'till I'm gone