Buttered Beauties

The first time I saw you I knew

There would be no other

That tingle told us we were

Meant for one another

I'm calling you

I'm calling you

I'm calling, one, two, three

Buttered beauties of the negroid north

Come spread your tallow on me

Oiled wonder of the midnight forest

Toss down your glossy web

She's got me by the lever

Sticking it out, sticking it out

In simulated leather

Sticking it out, sticking it out

I think she broke my tether

C’mon, c’mon

Keep on comin' on now

The first time I saw you I knew

There would be no other

That tingle told us we were

Meant for one another

I'm calling you

I'm calling you

I'm calling, one, two, three

Buttered beauties of the negroid north

Come spread your tallow on me

Oiled wonder of the midnight forest

Toss down your glossy web

She's got me by the lever

Sticking it out, sticking it out

In simulated leather

Sticking it out, sticking it out

I think she broke my tether

C’mon now, c’mon now

Keep on comin' on now

Buttered beauties of the negroid north

Come spread your glossy tallow on me

Oiled wonder of the midnight forest

Toss down your web

Me