Pop Guru

Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance

You'll see the saints are all a step below the masters

Listen and believe what you're gonna receive

And maybe you'll avoid the next disaster

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you

And we're all following

'Cause we're all following

Keep your power and your promise and erase all your sins

And you can be all priestesses and healers

If they can be divine then so can you

And so are all the prostitutes and dealers

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you

And we're all following

'Cause we're all following

Pop guru, pop guru

Pop guru, pop guru

Pop guru, pop guru

Pop guru, pop guru

While angels move like photons, the skeptics persist

If you want a past life, you can have one

Swimming in the gene pool before we exist

Do you have your rubber gloves on?

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you

And we're all following

'Cause we're all following

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you

And we're all following

'Cause we're all following

'Cause pop guru's got a message for you

And we're all following

'Cause we're all following

We're following, we're following

We're following, we're following

Following, following