Born To Be Cheap

Cheap, cheap

I was born to be cheap, cheap

A child no mother could keep, cheap

As sure as there's trash

I was born to be cheap.

I was born to be helpless, I was born to be cold

I was born to never do what I'm told

I was to be shallow, wasn't born to be deep

Of all the things I was to be cheap.

Cheap, cheap

I was born to be cheap, cheap

A child no mother could keep, cheap

As sure as there's trash

I was born to be cheap.

I was born to be crass, a loud brassy tart

No one can accuse me of having a heart

I was born to fast

I don't do it twice with anyone, GET CHEAP!

Cheap, cheap

I was born to be cheap, cheap

As I'm walking down the street, cheap

I'm always too much

I was born to be cheap.

I was born to be helpless, I was born to be cold

I was born to never do what I'm told

I was to be shallow, wasn't born to be deep

Of all the things I was to be cheap.

I'm cheap

I was born to be cheap, cheap

A child no mother could keep, cheap

As I'm walking down the street, cheap

I've always wanted to be cheap

I was born to be cheap