Get Loaded

I don't get it

I mean you niggas claim to be riders and thugged out

And super OG and all that old shit

But for real, what would you really rather be doin?

Would you rather be in these streets scrappin and shootin with these niggas

Or somewhere with a blunt in your mouth

Getting ya dick sucked by a bad ass bitch? (Yeah that's me) Hm?

Now Super Socka with Gin and Seagrams and sweet and sour

Sippin, suckin on my sausage gave the stripper some power

Limpin everytime she get lead, you come poppin that shit

Then wimper like a little puppy when your walls get hit

Suckin ya thumb I make ya cum, one by one

Till we both get up the mountain and just pop like guns

Composure, if I keep it past the two-minute mark

I'ma bang till the sun peaks so you in the dark

Cus I'll lick you for 15, make you steamy and cream

Then lick you for 30 more cus I'm a nympho's dream

What the dealy? We stay like peanut butter and jelly

Pull apart when you get silly then just eat on ya belly

Don't go tell him, it was me that had you all in the Cut

Cock in ya twat, tongue in ya ear, numb in ya butt

Making you nut, my nuts they endorse your chin

I graduated from ya cock and took the course again

Now can we...

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "You can buy me a beer"

(Get Loaded) "I'll buy you a beer...to help break the ice"

(Get Loaded) "A whole lot of ass...back in those days" "You better know it"

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "Oh, fuck me good baby"

Well I met this bitch, she hard like a man

5'6, ass thick with a crispy cream tan

Jawbone like no other and quick to get another

Hooker just like her to come stroke y'all bird

She be hummin on your balls, never wear no drawers

Lift her skirt up out in public, pager overflowed with calls

Ditchin outta school to come and kick it with y'all

Givin you braggin rights for the homies when she hand you a bra

But she married now, got a husband and kids

Tryin to settle down, shake all them niggas she did but bitch

Age'll never take the freak out of a freak

You gon still want a different dick 3 Fridays outta week

One day I bumped into her at the car wash

With her kids, titties fell, and her ass was all squashed

Sayin "I go to church and I live with my spouse"

"But follow me and let me drop my kids off at pumpkin's house"

"So we can..."

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "Can buy me a beer?"

(Get Loaded) "I'll buy you a beer...to help break the ice"

(Get Loaded) "A whole lot of ass...back in those days" "You better know it"

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "Oh, fuck me good baby"

I took ya from Boone's to Don Pi, French styles to MTV

Demo tapes to my new CD

I'm still the God to your Vertical Joyride

And will, coat your whole hide with fluoride

When I smack that ass don't forget ya chips

When I slide between ya titties better wet ya lips

I'm the imp the dimp, the ladies pimp

The women fight even though they are dikes

When she grabbed the mic, it felt like she had two tongues

KY'ed the (?) and then stroked the two buns

It was fun and all

But one of my balls was stuck up in the sugar walls

Y'all had to pull and push

Man the fuckin push was pull

Mixed with Belvedere and Red Bull

Shit I took (?) pimp and thought what the fuck?

And tried to stick my other nut up in her butt so she can...

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "Can buy me a beer?"

(Get Loaded) "I'll buy you a beer...to help break the ice"

(Get Loaded) "A whole lot of ass...back in those days" "You better know it"

(Get Loaded) "Get yo ass drunk" "Oh, fuck me good baby"

[Intro Skit to "Gina Statuatorré" at the end of track]