The Cop

He came into my cell today

And offered me a deal

He said he’d check my angle out

To see if I’m for real

He promised me protection

For myself and family

If I co-operate with him

He said I might go free

I told him my great story

He listened quietly

I opened up completely

He started believing me

It seems they had some knowledge of

These men who plan this fury

But never enough evidence

To convince a judge and jury

Together we might stop them

And save the world this time

To bring leaders together

And curb this heinous crime

A task as great as this one

The whole world must agree

The threat of annihilation

Would force them all to see

This most unlikely hero

Who reeks of drink and sweat

Can he be a messiah

The worlds best hope as yet

A task as great as this one

The whole world must agree

The threat of annihilation

Would force them all to see

Should I make this alliance

And throw my fate to chance

A toss of the coin, the luck of the draw

I’ll throw my fate to chance