I'm Not at All in Love

Love, are you nuts?

Some people can't tell when it hits them!

All you gotta do is say hello to a man

And they've got you whispering in his ear

All you gotta do it seems is work for him

And they've got you going beserk for him

If there's a guy you merely have a bicker with

They've got you setting the wedding date

It seems they've just gotta have some dirt

To bend your ear with

So before you start, I herewith state...

I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I

Not a bit, not a mite

Though I'll admit he's quite a hunk o' guy

But he's not my cup o' tea, not my cup o' tea, not he

Not an ounce, not a pinch

He's just an inch too sure of himself for me

Well of course you've noticed his manly physique and that look in his eyes

Say, I'm sure he can cut most any man down to size

He must he as fierce as a tiger when he's mad

And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad

But I'm not at all in love, not at all in love, not I

Not a straw, not a hair

I don't care if he's as strong as a lion

Or if he has the rest of ya sighin'

You may be sold, but this girl ain't buyin'

I'm not at all in love!

She's not at all in love, not at all in love, oh no

Not a pin, not a crumb

Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow

'Cos she's not at all in love, not at all in love, she cries

Not a snip, not a bite

Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes

He's young and handsome, and smart, and we can't get over it

But this lady's heart he doesn't effect a bit

It's easy to see that her daffy grin is the grin she always wears

And she's breathless because she ran up a flight of stairs

Obviously!

Naturally!

Definitely!

Obviously!

Naturally!

Definitely!

Hah!

She's not at all in love, not at all in love, not she

No, I'm not!

Not a dot

Not a touch

No, not much

When I fall in love, there will be no doubt about it

'Cos you will know from the way that I shout it

Your shouting

I haven't fallen

She hasn't fallen

I'm not at all in love!

She's not at all in love!