Nothing Like It

I might buy me a jaguar

I might fly to nicaragua

Maybe sail up the amazon

Or take a fast train to basildon

Honolulu sounds very nice

But I've already been there twice

I'll think I'll go mediterranean

Just to get back on the sea again

Well there's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

Well here's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

I only have to pick up the telephone

But I'll guess I'll just stay here

'cause there's no place like home

I like the idea of a cheverolet

But I'll have better when I get my pay

I'm gonna get me a mercury

Or maybe stick with my 2cv

Got my bags packed for peking

But I'll stay and fix the ceiling

While I'm here take in a tv show

I'll should be off by tomorrow

Well there's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

I only have to pick up the telephone

But I'll guess I'll just stay here

'cause there's no place like home

I might buy me a jaguar

I might fly to nicaragua

Maybe sail up the amazon

Or take a fast train to basildon

Honolulu sounds very nice

But I've already been there twice

I'll think I'll go mediterranean

Just to get back on the sea again

Well there's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

I only have to pick up the telephone

But I'll guess I'll just stay here

'cause there's no place like home

Guess I'll just stay here

'cause there's no place like home

Guess I'll just stay here

'cause there's no place like home

Well there's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

Well there's nothing like it

There's nothing like it

Well there's nothing like it...