The Master Plan

People get nasty on the dance floor

People get nasty on the dance floor

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Have you ever had sex in three positions in one session?

Been so loud having sex inside the house made you complain

Has your sexual technique been completed

Openly praised by someone for the style?

Have you ever used position number sixty nine?

Intentionally swallowed semen down your spine?

Woken someone by giving him a lick?

Or sucked on someone's feet until you were sick?

Written an explicitly erotic story

Brought your partner to the point of orgasm, spasm

Using only your hands, had sex while both fully dressed

Unzipped fly, standing up, with skirt hiked up

Used whipped cream or chocolate syrup

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Have you been in a [unverified]

Been in a bedroom, outside or a spa

Had sex in a public place, outdoors, in the car

While driving, bathtub, hot tub or ocean

Have you ever used lubricant or sex lotion?

Do you like it fast or slow motion?

Or stopped in the middle before your partner was done

Ever did it in a stairwell or elevator or cemetery or mortuary

Or library or veterinary or laundry, even monastery

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

People get nasty on the dance floor

People get nasty on the dance floor

Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore?

Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore?

Had sex on the button, [unverified] or weed

Or any other drug for that matter to succeed

To lower resistance, use alcohol

Seen a live professional, stripper, strip bar

Committed an act of voyeurism

And watched someone who didn't know you were there

Or wore no drawers for the whole world to stare

Been tied up and didn't care, who care

Been [unverified] on while having sex, who's next?

Maybe you driving that Lex

Had sex with somebody the same day you met him

Had sex with somebody who's name you didn't know

Or couldn't speak the same language as you

Or came out the closet for those to see

Ladies or gentlemen it's the test of purity

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

Here's the test of purity

And ya never know

Just by looking

Who's an angel or a ho

People get nasty on the dance floor

People get nasty on the dance floor

People get nasty on the dance floor

People get nasty on the dance floor

Test of purity