The Dude

With a hand in my pocket, my jambox is knockin'

Sixteen spitter, no quitter, I'm locked in

Get away with murder, you're Cochran

Who plays OJ? I call not him

Not lifeless - biteless, no cockin'

White verse is twisted like Top Spin

Hope for the best, prep for that pop shit

I'm unconscious, you're just mindless

I'm mindful, rhyming on time

It's appropriate when I yield to that dime

I'm fine, she's fine, chug two beer steins

Coitus sounds neat, leave clothes behind

So nuts, my fresh is jammed up, bandana collection is straight up, ugh!

I'm sick, I spit the bird flu

Introduction time, you wanna meet this dude?

[Hook:]

Who are you? (What?)

I'm the dude! (Who?)

I'm the dude (What?)

I'm a dude (Yeah?)

I'm the dude home breezy, I spit it 'til it's lights out, if you feel the same, say it right now

Who are you? (What?)

I'm the dude! (Who?)

I'm the dude (What?)

I'm a dude (Yeah?)

I'm the dude little lady, and I could be your dude

If you feel the same, then you're cool

My bread's not sweet, I believe it's not butter

But who the fuck cares, compared to no other

Your shutter speed's slow, no flow, just stutters

Put yourself next to me, I'm Scatman Crothers

Bee-ba-doo-dop, call Sally Struthers

You need a new job, you've blown you cover

I'm after the thighs like Suzanne Somers

To the point where the ladies try to break my rubbers, what?

That unfortunate, my spit keeps burning, I'm scorching it

This beat's had enough, yep, I tortured it

About to go numb, that darn morphine drip

Old school, my game got no rules

Some food for thought, I got brain and whole foods

Pro tools is how I pay dues

Stay away from fakes, I don't drink the O'Douls

[Hook]

These brand new cats with these real cool beats

Synthesize bass lines 'til they sound real mean

I ain't hating homeboy, I can move my feet

All I'm saying is I was chopping samples at sixteen

With my Doctor sample, my 3-0-3

Trust me, it didn't sound nothing like 3Oh!3

Became a spitter when I couldn't find an MC

Now I do it all, go hard, two cribs, no renting

[Hook]