So Round, So Firm, So Fully Packed

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal

So complete, front to back, that's my pal

Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun

She don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one.

You can bet your boots had walked for miles, through the snow

Just to see her tooth faced smile they mentioned on the radio

If you don't think she's lot of fun just as the man who once wants

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal.

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So round, so firm, so fully packed, she's for me

She's just like a money bag guarantee

Like a barfly goes for drink, like a bobysocks go for Frank

And just like Jesse James, he goes for money in the bank.

From head to foot she's a perfect size, she's a wist

But she wears a forty-five gun that is

She's got a look that's so impressin'

She's got furs that's sorta fashion

So round, so firm, so fully packed, that's my gal...