T.V. Suicide

All our life

Is squarely pictured

An eye on the world

It's no mystery

Grazing with the handset

Is a nightly feature?

Everything I need is on my TV

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell

Infrared Remote Control

Your finger is on the button

But whose got your soul?

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Can you tell the difference?

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Ha Ha You can't get better

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Hit pain where it hurts

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Don't hold back

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Have I ever let you down?

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell

Trust Me, Trust Me

Talk, Talk, Hard Sell, Come on down the price is hell