Eating The Bear

He had me down but I put up a fight

I saw those teeth and I groped for my knife

Big brown bear with the juice from his mouth

He tastes my leg and he thought he'd got me

But I am eating the bear

He lurked around 'cause he knew where I lived

I'm in the jungle and he means to eat me

He means to eat me, he's a hungry bear

He touched my arm and he thought he'd got me

But I, I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

And I, I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

It's not just girls, he eats who he wants

He's big and strong, fights dirty and mean

If you spill some blood, he'll smell you for miles

You better watch out 'cause he's right behind you

And I, I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

Some days the bear will eat you

Some days you'll eat the bear

And I, I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear

I am eating the bear