Somebody Slap Me

I've found a girl who's got her own money

She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny

She's got a self-a-beauty school diploma

Runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma

She looks uptown but she ain't really

She's into football, she likes my chili

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me

I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey

She pets my dog and she likes my buddies

The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing

She's independent, she does her own plumbing

Her Daddy's rich but she don't let it show

She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'all

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me

She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue

She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me