Wife’s Little Pleasures

I've always been a two-fisted drinker

And a lover of sad country songs

And I thought I was a cool-headed thinker

But that woman keeps proving me wrong

Just look at these blisters on my fingers

I'm workin' myself to the bone

She had me from the first time I kissed her

But she's really got me now that she's gone

Now I'm payin' for my wife's little pleasures

Her new house and car that she drives

I'm workin' for her life of leisure

And her new life with some other guy

She took everything when she left me

'Cept my guitar and my ole Harley Hog

And it hurts me to think her new lover

Is drinkin' my liquor and pettin' my dog

While I'm payin' for my wife's little pleasures

Her new house and car that she drives

I'm workin' for her life of leisure

And her new life with some other guy

I'm workin' for her life of leisure

And her new life with some other guy