Happy Soldier

I've been thinking

Why don't we

Jump onboard some gunship

And sail away to sea

And if I'm seized by enemy

Of any kind

I don't mind

They'll be sorry

Wait and see

The SAS will rescue me

I've been thinking

I'm so bored

What a life to live and die

By the silver sword

And if I'm crashed on stormy seas

The darkness falls and all I see

Is a desert island

That's ok

I'll use the stars to find my way

If I'm drifting to no-man's land

GHQ will lend a hand

And there's nothing king and country wouldn't do for me