It's

It's a putrid nightmare

It's a putrid nightmare

It's a yellow dandelion

It's a yellow dandelion

It's a caramel candy apple

It's a caramel candy apple

It's a ticket to Disneyland Deathcamp

It's a ticket to Disneyland Deathcamp

It's about a half an hour away by car

It's about a half an hour away by car

It's trite, contrived and apallingly boring

It's trite, contrived and apallingly boring

It's trite, contrived and apallingly boring

It's trite, contrived and apallingly boring