Socks

Look at all my socks

Oh, so many, many socks

I can't even believe it

Can you imagine having so many socks?

I can't even begin to count them all

Let alone even think about wearing them

So many socks, how did I get so many?

Where did they come from?

Hey, why do I have so many socks?

I'm inundated, I can't, no, I'm sorry, this won't do

I cannot have this, this is too many

I cannot have this many socks, this will not do

Please take some of these socks immediately away at once

Ah, yes, that is much better, thank you

This is much more manageable, this is quite good

This is quite precisely the quintessentially right number

I am extremely pleased, thank you