Knife Fight

I tire of your mind games.

I’m sick of playing Don’t Wake Daddy.

Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.

But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?

I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

KNIFE FIGHT,

You’re gonna fight for your life!

KNIFE FIGHT,

You’re gonna fight with a knife!

KNIFE FIGHT,

A really really really sharp knife!

YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!

I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!

I’ma cut you! (Cut you!)

Swish swish!

In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)

Knife fight! (Knife fight.)

Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

NEIL: Let me tell you something: I can’t be beat.

MARTY: Oh yeah?

NEIL: Yeah. Cuz I’m the king of the street!

MARTY: Well guess what, man: I’ll pin you to the wall!

NEIL: Oh yeah?

MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small!

NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that’s what counts! I’m gonna make you bleed copious amounts!

MARTY: Yeah well I’ll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!

NEIL: Punk.

MARTY: Dweeb.

KNIFE FIGHT,

You’re gonna fight for your life!

KNIFE FIGHT,

You’re gonna fight with a knife!

KNIFE FIGHT,

A really really really sharp knife!

YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!

I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!

I’ma cut you! (Cut you!)

Swish swish!

In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)

Knife fight! (Knife fight.)

Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

NEIL: I’m gonna slice you up!

MARTY: I’m gonna cut you down!

NEIL: I’ll put you in your place!

MARTY: I’ll put you underground!

NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!

MARTY: I’ve got a TIP for you, get the POINT?

NEIL: Yeah, sure.

MARTY: It’s time to face the music!

NEIL: Time to face the facts!

MARTY: Time to bite the bullet!

NEIL: Time to pay the tax!

MARTY: I’ve got a blade of fury.

NEIL: I am a ball of rage.

MARTY: You ready, sucka?

NEIL: Born ready.

BOTH: ENGAGE!

KNIFE!

FIGHT!

CUT!

STAB!

KNIFE!

OW!

POKE!

KNIFE!

MARTY: Hey wait a minute here!

NEIL: Oh, what is it?!

MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!

NEIL: Hurt? …I don’t want to get hurt.

MARTY: Who does!

NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a…

BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!

Tickle fight! It’s a tickle fight!

Don’t bring no knife to a tickle fight!

Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and

Everyone can sing together, now:

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!

La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!

Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!

Ding dong doodly

Nick nack noodly

Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!

Tickle fight! Tickle fight!

Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!

MARTY: That was fun. Where’s my knife?