You Got A Toothache

You got a toothache? I don't care.

Cuz you wouldn't believe what I've seen.

Well, would you believe I'm blind as a batlike creature?

Maybe I'm not,

but that's besides the point.

Found objects and funny page wit

allow me to speak when spoken to.

And I tiptoe everso lightly round

and you're kidnapped unawares.

Yes indeed.