Hey, Rita

Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face

Hey Rita, in a park bearing your name

I'd love to take you there

But no one really cares

And who's to blame?

Yeah, I've been patient

But patient is just another game

And if you never stay

It wouldn't matter anyway, it's ok

Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face

Spread the word around

The queen is stepping down

Living with your mom and dad again

The houseboats have been sold

The cars have all been towed

It hasn't been this bad since who knows when

Hey Rita, we want to know where you have been

You can't believe it, you want to know where we were then

And if you never stay

Wouldn't matter what they say, it's ok

Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face

And if you never stay

Wouldn't matter anyway

Wouldn't matter anyway, 'cause who's to blame?

And if you never stay

Wouldn't matter what they say

Wouldn't matter what they say

It wouldn't matter what they say

Hey Rita, there's a statue with your face