Laminate Man

Everything you want is done

You wanna run and all you wanna get is high

Stand back and letting all the checks roll in

You've done enough to get you by

You don't even try with your resume around your neck

Loans are going unpaid dinner dates are delayed

Phones calls are never returned

Toys in the driveway ashes in the ashtray

Bridges that you've yet to burn

I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation

I think its coming to you, such a strange situation

You want to turn me around by the resume around my neck

Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you

You want to jerk me around with your resume around your neck

You're gonna buy us with the ease of a virus and disease

You were on a rope but now your done, your lead is hard to follow

Your story's hard to swallow, you've stopped being very much fun

I think its coming to you, such a strange occupation

You've got it coming to you, such a strange situation

I wanna hang you up by the resume around your neck

Hand in hand on the witness stand making time with you

Send you home with broken bones making time with you