Whoop-De-Do

Fancy you showin' up at this place

Big stuff on your vanity plates

Kissin' everybody on both of their cheeks

Just you and what's her name

Every woman in the room over eighteen hates her

You gonna help her with her homework later

Then brag to all your friends

'Bout how you scored again

Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't all that, like you think you are

Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you

Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm

What are you tryin' to prove to who I said whoop-de-do

Back when I was just fresh off the farm

Little Miss Naive met Mister Charm

I froze up like a deer in the headlights

And you knocked me off my hooves

But it wasn't too long 'til the spell went south

And every other word comin' out of your mouth

Was a downright lie, but smooth

Well, whoop-de-do, you ain't all that, like you think you are

Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you

Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm

What are you tryin' to prove to who I said whoop-de-do

So this is your big plan a string of young pearls

Always slippin' through your hands

Whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do

You ain't all that, like you think you are

Whoop-de-do, baby, I've got news for you

Whoop-de-do, so you've got another trophy on your arm

Don't it feel like deja vu, what are you trying to prove to who?

I said, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do, whoop-de-do