My Dreams

It's funny all the things a man can do when he's asleep

Like playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV

Or the next night I could the CEO of IBM

Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in

Oh, how perfect it would be

If my life we're like my dreams.

But then again there is the one

Where it's a normal day at work

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants

Or the one where I'm skydiving

And my parachute won't open

And I wake up screaming just before I land

On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality

'Cause it's a scary place to be

There's no logic, there's no guarantee

In my dreams.

John Lennon takes me riding in his yellow submarine

Last night he even told me what I am the walrus means

The alarm clock started ringing

I hit snooze and closed my eyes

And won a million bucks in Vegas every time I rolled the dice

Oh, how perfect it would be

If my life we're like my dreams.

But then again there is the one

Where I'm running through the forest

From a psycho with a meat hook for a hand

Or the one where Sandra Bullock

Leaves me standing at the alter

'Cause I got busted cutting off my mattress tag

On second thought I think I'll stick with my reality

'Cause it's a scary place to be

There's no logic, there's no guarantee

In my dreams.

Oh how perfect it would be

If my life we're like my dreams

But then again there is the one

Where it's a normal day at work

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants

Or the one where I'm skydiving

And my parachute won't open

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants

But then again there is the one

Where I'm running through the forest

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants

Or the one where Sandra Bullock

Leaves me standing at the alter

And I realize that I'm not wearing pants...