C-3po

I am 3PO

C-3PO

I am 3PO

C-3PO

Walk into the room, I can presume you can see my gold

Partner is an astromech, my best friend and my bro

Several different masters, make disasters, get sold

Bloke liked to choke, made me pro, broke the mold

I speak every single speech in the far reaches of the galaxy

I'm pretty much a slave because I never see a salary

Passed off as a present or we're purchased like we're property

Bigots put detectors every vector, it don't bother me

Sometimes I'm on a mission and I'm wishing we could backtrack

Sometimes a limb is missing or I'm in Chewbacca's backpack

Can be a little whiny, have you seen my shiney hiney?

Joints are always frozen, always holdin', you can try me

I can get a little grimey, really do not like the dunes

Want to take a bath until my robot hands are pruned

Then we'll chase after my homey who is suddenly seeking Obi

Never tells me anything, I talk too much he told me

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low

Bitch asked if I spoke Bachi. You got me, JK, yes

You act like you don't like me, be polite or kiss my ass

Moisture farmer is a hater, evaporators is my shit

Curmudgeon begrudgingly submits to my divine mind tricks

Now I'm with some blonde brat, he's a map to Kenobi

Someday we'll need a map to drag his ass back to his homies

Told his groupies go blow me, rather milk my jabroni

He turned out like his papi, at least that Chacci had a Joanie

He's binockin' on some Banthas, we need answers and my android

Tusken Raiders on a rampage, take advantage like they fanboys

Then some joke in a cloak made these sandies wet their panties

The sound they be switchin' in special editions sadly

Got invited to his hideout, no wonder he's a hermit

Atrocious decoratin', I ain't hatin', just observin'

Can we go back to Antilles, really sorry for the sour sound

I've been powered down for an hour now. Any flowers found?

Speaking of gettin' burnt, Beru and Owen are certainly smokin'

Time to find a ship and split before the enemy's awoken

Into a bar we can not walk in so we chill right by his speeder

Soon we're running to a Falcon, I need talcum on my peter

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low

Now there's pirates in our party and I'm hopin' that they're nice

There's a presence that is sentient, it's friendliest in flight

She sniggers at his trigger happy flyboy and his dice

She speaks of revolution, a solution with a price

I keep telling him the likelihood of living because fuck 'em

Let's go back to Yavin, let me plug in, get a fuck in

There's a protocol imperative imbedded in my heritage

Now we're getting sucked in like it's a satisfying narrative

It's no moon, a space station, it's a true innovation

It's a reason for vacation. Where's the pod in this space ship?

The charmer steals some armor and the farmer found his twin

That part they didn't wipe, this isn't right, they live in sin!

I'm crushed 'cause they're crushed then I realize that I saved them

Obi-Wan turns to dust, we put pedal to the pavement

Or the equivalent. Danger imminent, this predicament ain't over yet

Tell my astromech to switch my neck when we can have secretive sex

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low

His name is C-3PO

Protocol droid with the mean flow

When he starts going, then he don't slow

God in a pod, got your squad low