Foxy Nazi

I took very long walks with my scary pet tiger

We'd have very long talks, so many topics to decipher

We were new at existence but our discussions seemed timeless

Whether speeding down a hill or pretending that we're pirates

Every Calvin needs a Derkins, of that I'm sadly certain

You walked into the room, they looked at you and I looked nervous

Tried to shake it off, told myself that I'm a millionaire

Music producer, but this juicer had a killer pair

Of eyes, surprise, she's headed this way

We fell in love. For a year, we did date

But she was so focused and I was out of frame

Then we just broke up because I couldn't take the pain

She was just a bigger deal, my ego's emo, havin' feels

She's writing songs talking trash, is this girl f'real?

Then I thought that shit was done, turns out it ain't over yet

Triggered 'cause her IG showed her turtleneck is shoulderless

I still love you

But, babe, gotta say, you're still a mystery

I miss Hobbes, dude

We were so tight, now I must fight all Nazis

I still love you

But, babe, gotta say, you're still a mystery

I miss Hobbes, dude

We were so tight, now I must fight all Nazis

Taylor's about as country as the state of Pennsylvania

But everywhere is country, not just South with its regalia

Cities are so self involved, they can't see past their ponds

Liberals fail to understand that this isn't Coruscant

90 minutes out of Philly, she grew up on a farm

They grew pretty Christmas trees and they sold them in a barn

Her father worked in finance, they all were hella rich

She made 'em move to Nashville to get signed and make it big

She made it saying, "Look at me, I'm such a geek

I wear these funny glasses, boys don't like to watch me weep

I'm just like Juliet, that basic bitch from English Lit

Now everybody bow down, say I am the shit."

Now she's the richest person, her philanthropies unmatched

Got no problem being vocal, cool with doling out the cash

Kept quiet couple years ago, she could've okayed Clinton

She doesn't talk 'bout politics as if that shit's forbidden

So you didn't pick a side, Miley's crying over Hillary

You can't deny you spent more time pickin' out your jewelry

You made a clever posed, revealed your vote in code

If you were gonna do that, why did... Come on, Taylor!

Concerts are classrooms

We coulda taught them how to V-O-T-E

Babies in cages

You could have saved us, you only fight when you lose money

Concerts are classrooms

We coulda taught them how to V-O-T-E

Babies in cages

You could have saved us, you only fight when you lose money

Donald was delivered or should I say extracted

His mother never loved him, always seemed kind of distracted

Was ill when he was little, when he needed mommy most

They were never reunited, was divided from the host

Threw cake at birthday parties, liked to play hooky

Shipped him off to military school with no cookies

Donald was a derelict, almost killed a kid

So they said goodbye forever and I bet they're glad they did

When he got out of college, he dodged the draft

Inherited his dad's business and kicked out the blacks

Put his brand on every manse like a rancher gone mad

Known to take advantage of his workers and his staff

40 years go past, three wives, five kids

Cameo in Home Alone, game show host for kicks

Decides to run for office, only he has all the answers

Now we're all afraid his mother couldn't love the bastard

They can call us snowflakes, they can call us cucks

But they're not the people being loaded into trucks

In 2020, Taylor, make sure your girls get it

If you're not voting Democrat, you vote for Armageddon

Foxy Nazi

Can't you see that these kids look up to you?

Foxy Nazi

Next time pick a side, losing abortion rights thanks to you

Foxy Nazi

Can't you see that these kids look up to you?

Foxy Nazi

Next time pick a side, losing abortion rights thanks to you