Freaks

Let's meet at the mecca where we munch on desserts

Let's order at a dining chain I'm ordering first

Can't decide on appetizers or what sandwich to get

can't deny it I'm excited gets my appetite whet

Homework's over parents snoring and I need to go roam

Phil picks me up in a jeep, a Suzuki that owns

We ride on river road

While we're blastin' Raining Blood

we're smoking swisher sweets

while we off road in the mud.

After causing as much havoc as we can in this town

After all the abandoned houses and the burial grounds

We head over to Denny's where we smoke and we flirt

Well I never do nothing see I'm kind of a nerd

Don't drink don't smoke break a cigarette in half

I'm a drug free virgin I don't fit into the pack

They can tell that I am different and they love me for that

Always good for a laugh always paying for gas

I'll take a cup of cocoa

and a slice of cookie pie

take the junior in the corner

that is giving me the eye

waitress gets a big tip

if she keeps bringing me fries

we're not allowed in Downing's

so we'll make Denny's our dive

I got a little cash allowance from my daddy

I'll take a blender blast or a moons over my hammy

Buy the table chicken fingers big spender in the house

Ambush someone with the cola, cough sugar out my mouth

cookie dough with the butters or a creamer suicide

waiting for the order so we're all just wasting time

Levitating forks no one knows how I do it

Order arrives at the table and we're diving into it

Freaks in the tunnels in their over sized denims

most of them are hungry they've been fogging up lemons

jocks hate them in the halls make fun of their hair

People treat them like they're freaks

but they probably don't care

I think they're cool feel like I wasted four years

Horsefeathers in Waukegan sip on tea 'stead of beers

so trees makes an appearance and we're feeling defiant

Suburban counter culture I really think you should try it

I'll take a cup of cocoa

and a slice of cookie pie

take the junior in the corner

that is giving me the eye

waitress gets a big tip

if she keeps bringing me fries

we're not allowed in Downing's

so we'll make Denny's our dive

One of us

We accept you

One of us

One of us

We accept you

One of us