happy hunting

Now we're going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell, as soon as I press this button.

Should I press this button?

YAAAAYYYYY!

Yeah! The immediate viewer poll tells me press the button so I'm going to press. this. FUCKIN. BUTTON! BOOM! PHEWWWWW! YEAH! Off they go rocketing at the speed of thought into the three corners of hell. They're gone, they've started their journey.

But, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, THE HUNTERS.

OOOHHHH!

Here they come one by one, here's

Scorpio

Tensular

Ringum Young

Jake "The Rake" Colby

Ricky Rack

Icestorm

Buspants

Fire Brigade

Cupid's Devil

Little Winky

Jackulope

Snaps Pro

The Cunt Funtler

Chint

Mason Dixon

Happenstance

Running Toes

Facefuck

The German

Houstonoff

Lee Barbs the Fumin Carmen

Taina Ray

Tanka Two

Magoa

The Phillipino Nino

Gravel

Snipperhead

The Chickman

Fuck Tackler

Kreliamite

The Terlminator

Smank

Ed Krelly

Fenton and the Whims

Prilosec

Jack Tuckman

Yulio

The Beemaster

Prant

Little Pinkman

Wiwo and Zeevo!

The Pululist

Snappy

Mouseman

Chive

The Salad Tosser

Marl

Chavon

Ugamu

The Pinkie

Imp

Lift Lockman

The Firemaster

The Gun Grunt

The Military Monkey

Suck Dickman

Little Willy

The Mafia

Jax

The Little Dipper

The Chinese Torch

Funk and Freak

Millie and the Bandits

The Raker

Smelly Cyrus

Hopper and the Rabbit Toe

Frelly

Zip

Zap

Mutt

Chit

Fit

Willy Willy

Louie Looeye

Sally Mae and Fannie Brick

Old Grandma

Brother Bear

Huggy Malone

Lucky Luigi

The Janitorial Staff and their mothers

The Jew

The Grabber

Meagan's Law

Parp

Siddikwai

The Jamaican Bacon

The Reefer Runner

Hep Cat

The Biker Bunch and the Bag Ladies

Helmutt

Tatonka

Andre the Gyna

The Smiler

The Big Apple Jerkus

Fellati-WHAT

Iceman

Buzz

Electrofuck

Zappy the Shitman Cometh

The Queer

The Dandelion

The Laugher

El Kazoo

The Lamp

The Chairmaster

The Radiator

El Tablo

Rinky Runkman

The Public Speaker

The DVD Colleciton

The Fart

Drapes

Howard's Inn

The Condom

The Hippie

The Invisible Ma'am

The Finger Fucker

The Toothless Shithead

And... Mittie the Monkman Marty!

YAAAAYYYYY!

Yeah!

You've met your hunters. Happy hunting hunters! We release you now to the three corners of hell, to kill those contestants! Or, if not kill, subdue their souls in the box of Na'arma'woreth for all of eternity. I'll be checking in periodically through the show. Enjoy, and remember, G T F OOOOOOOOOO!

All guests of GTFO stay at the wonderful Ramada-Hyatt resort in beautiful downtown Los Angeles!