Ninja mom

"The United States #1 ninja killer is called back into action"

I need you, I need you to come back and kill these ninjas

Only you can do it Blaine

I told you, I don't kill no ninjas no mo'

"He's back, here we go again!"

"But this time, he's not alone"

There's a new ninja, a cyber ninja

He's been spotted all over town, commiting ninja crimes

You're not allowed in here!

"It's time for a family reunion this Christmas"

...Mom, are you telling me, you're a ninja?

"Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!"

I was was hoping, we could have something in common

I never thought it would be, being a ninja (what the fuck?)

HIIIII-YAHHHH!

Don't forget your ninja sword

"It's Mother's Day, this Christmas!"

"From the makers of Ninjas vs. The Nazis comes"

"Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!"