Nrrrd Grrrl

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you

I don't get the references you refer to

I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume

I hope to get you home by curfew

WORD UP!

There's a special kind of girl that goes to my shows

And I don't mean the groupie hos

All along the front row

She's more like a wallflower

Like the one that Stryker sniped

I'm like elixir when I'm with her

'Cause I think I like her type

She might seem shy in person, it's no lie

She's always nervous

But the verdict is she's worth it

She gets crap but don't deserve it

She look like Emily Strange

Always ravin' 'bout her favs

Wanna conquer her like Kang

When you kiss like Cassie Lang

There's no way I can pronounce Neo Geo Evangelion

I can't refute 'cause she's so cute

And so I suck my belly in

X-23 and Hellion, odd couple, to be kind

She's in my heart and in my mind

And now she's in my rhymes

She's wordy and verbose

Prolific and prone to prose

Always sick and has a cold

Stuffed nose she's got to blow

I've got many cold remedies, many old enemies

I've got a girl that kick their ass like River from Serenity

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you

I don't get the references you refer to

I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume

I hope to get you home by curfew

WORD UP!

Her parents are divorced

And there's often daddy issues

Try not to take advantage

While I hand her all my tissues

She hips me to the bands she likes

I couldn't be more clueless

Every word comes out her mouth

Is now on my to-do list

She's romantic, known to panic

With anxiety attacks

Literary, it's so scary

Reading Brontes back to back

She's playing Ragnarok on her mother's Magnavox

She's underneath my skin like a million nanobots

She's like Annie Potts in 'Busters

Get my freak on like I'm Egon

Say third base right to her face

And she will be like, be gone

If not now know I can wait like Lucas and the locusts

And you know this we'll by glow sticks

Stay up late, perfect the slow kiss

You can't resist Chris 'cause he helps you de-stress

While you play Animal Crossing on your Nintendo DS

Baby, if we can't be a couple

Give up on getting married

I'll remember we connected

And how it happens so rarely

(I'm serious, girl!)

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you

I don't get the references you refer to

I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume

I hope to get you home by curfew

WORD UP!

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you

I don't get the references you refer to

I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume

I hope to get you home by curfew

WORD UP!

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you

I don't get the references you refer to

I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume

I hope to get you home by curfew

WORD UP!