Peer Gynt

Hello, my name's mc chris

I am white and I rap

I know that you think my voice is kinda annoying

But when it is on a mic

It is nice, kinda like

The wind through windchimes at night

Now knight me The Boy King

I'll require a throne and hoes

Don't forget, lots of dro

Wasn't long ago I lived on milk and kidney beans

But, now I've been vilified

Thanks to these

Mic skills of mine

Nerds, they all get in a line with things to sign, mc

Groupies throw their thongs and bras

Midget girls, Amazons

Take 'em home, pajamas on

Let's play some hide-and-seek

But don't worry Dad and Mom,

Always have a condom on

I got better sense than that

Don't wanna catch v.d.

Did I discuss my dividends?

That depends,

Are we friends?

If we are then I can say I'm slingin' wicked bling

Enough that I can loan you some

Whatcha want, 100 bucks?

Pay your rent, buy you a tux

To me it's not a thing

In the end it's just revenge

Honor, that's my last defense

They should not have been so cruel

So callous in their ways

They were jealous of my depth

They would not give it a rest

Hope my story's end sends them to an early grave

Everything's just as I planned

I'm the bomb

I'm the man

Sold out shows, New York, Japan, I fill the stands with teens

Hope they don't mind a melted face

The smell of toast

Metallic taste

That's the smell of burnin' brains, you can blame mc

Fire and brimstone

Wrath of Hell

Take the cards you've been dealt

Take your wife to the hotel and F her in the tub

Key your car and steal your mail

Think I won't? I will prevail

My jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs

Riot gear and dissidence

A loss of life and innocence

Parachute apocalypse

It's like it's World War III

Cause I failed a fitness test

Doesn't mean you have to jest

Maybe I should fill your chest with some gasoline

You might want to look away

While the flames eat your face

You'll be nothing but a bunch of bones, perhaps some teeth

Hope you learned your lesson dude

A little less ineptitude

Please be kind to others you'll be smothered in your sleep

Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc

Bitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc

You hear that, bitches?