Pitfall

Yes, it's Supercade time

Let's have some Supercade fun, fun, fun!

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

My name is Pitfall Harry. My life, it can be scary

Often falling down a pit. When I trip, it's legendary

Always running, something's coming and I jump it, then I plummet

Every jungle's filled with fortune or fatalities if you're flummoxed

That's why you gotta focus - jump at the right time

On an alligator head, got no choice and no vines

Look out for the barrels, Donkey Kong's off screen

Lookin' for that marijuana, smoke that green!

Get that gold, get that silver, get that shiny diamond ring

You won't like a cobra bite or a scorpion sting

Grab a torch and a whip then we'll torch in the whip

Then we'll go score some chicks, quick claw, get a grip

Quicksand likes to suck, tar pits like to swallow

Jungle's really rough but I'm a tough act to follow

Weekdays hella lame, all the same, really shitty

On the weekend, seekin' out the secrets of the ancient city, what?!

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

Four million copies sold, bro, totally legit

It's '81 and Indiana Jones is the shit

Activision in its wisdom, yo, it fell for a pit

A rip off that would lift off, it was swell for a bit

No-No-No need to explain if you feign to wonder why

The designer David Crane graduated from DeVry

Was a hit at Atari 'till he went on safari

Got a Rari, then he partied, then the bubble burst, I'm sorry

Atari 26 was a hit for six years

Apple 2E made my dad switch gears

Too many ETs, where it's buried isn't clear

Atari 26, I guess it disappeared

Now if you look on eBay, you buy it for a grand

If you want the box, please, put up your hands

Realities of modern life are rife with strife and hatred

I miss shit being simple, button smashin' in the basement

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

Behind the counter at Kay Bee, I see something I really need

Green box features a scene that was filmed inside my dreams

I see several lovely trees in some jungle overseas

I see adventurer avoiding obstacles with impossible ease

A treasure hunter swinging over the craziest lake

And Activision made it so there's a gradient wake

And ever since I played it, it is like mania, mate

Jumpin' over snakes makes me feel great in a way

Back in the day, screen grab was a camera with a flash

Take a picture of your high score and you might score a patch

You can put it with your patches on your jean jacket back

'Cause you jumped over chasms like that candle jumper Jack

Activision got sold and the name got bought

Now they bring you Call of Duty where you might get shot

And, yes, I am distraught until they bring back Tony Hawk

Thank you, Activision, all that sitting by a box

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands

Pitfall, big LOLs

Lick toads, trip balls

Quicksand, my jam

Gold bars in my hands