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We're like two cakes, two potato cakes

We're like two cakes, two potato cakes

We're like two cakes, two potato cakes

We're like two cakes, two cakes

She not allergic to nerd urgin but she's shy to serve it

I'm so bitter 'bout shit, she gives me a lift and I'm nervous

See we both work at Arby's but in separate sections

And she doesn't know I like her, that she gives me erections

She's up at the counter, I'm in the hole in the back

Taking orders, making change, putting toys in the bags

We smoke buttes on occasion, and I really can't stand it

But she's from another planet so I deal like I'm Gambit

Smoke breaks are like dates, so I don't mind the coughin'

But I'd rather get blazed with the cook in the walk-in

But I feel like I'm stalkin, I can tell she's uneasy

Not appeasing to be creepin' so I still hold her cheesy

At the end of the night, I'm sure to ask for a ride

Been a really long day, I feel like dying inside

Feel like driving all night, home life's kind of fucked

Never dropped me off, never rolled the window up

What?

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Up at 6:30, take a shower 'cause I'm dirty

Go to school, keep on flirting with this girl I think is purty

Yeah, I know she's gonna hurt me but it's worth it I assure it

She's so perfect, I'm so putrid, Where is cupid and some courage?

I will love her always, torment in the hallways

Treated like a cretin, something creepin' in your crawl space

See her at the lockers, see her knockers in her sweater

Soon she'll find the letter where I go ahead and tell her

She's like, "I'm so stoked, I got a date to the dance! "

Well there's a girl from art class, that I guess I could ask

"You should go, we could double, there's a really big party

Oh, by the way, I've got good news, I finally quit Arby's

I'm a hostess at Chili's and it's really the bomb

My date's a waiter there, it's where he asked me to prom"

And so I linger on with my pale blue eyes

Walkin' through the hood cause I've lost my ride

This job is alright, as far as fast food goes

Free grub is a perk, but the benefits blow

If the manager's cool we get to chief in the store

Turn the stereo on, while we're sweepin' the floor

Well the jocks they know I work here and they recognize my voice

Throw empties at my window but that's beside the point

It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain

But every check was worth it cause her beautiful face

This job is alright, as far as fast food goes

Free grub is a perk, but the benefits blow

If the manager's cool we get to chief in the store

Turn the stereo on, while we're sweepin' the floor

Well the jocks they know I work here and they recognize my voice

Throw empties at my window but that's beside the point

It's a minimum wage, it's a bit of a pain

But every check was worth it cause her beautiful face

And so I survive, I'm prepared to do prep

I'm sweating by the ovens, someone turn on the vents

What a turn of events, now I'm sort of a mess

There's a new girl she retarded, now the manager's tense

The cook's out of weed, and I kinda miss it

But I still show up for work like this shit is no big

Like my heart is not broke, like she done me no harm

I don't wanna be a wuss so I still set my alarm

I'm upset but not emo, and there's no one to fight

I can block the empties with a shield like I'm prototype

Close the window to the world if it's not acting quite right

Pack the pipe in the parking lot with manager Mike

I can deal with this shirt, I got really cool bosses

I can stock the desert, I can marinade the sauces

It's scary but awesome, when it comes to my job

I never even think about the time I was robbed

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