My Funny Valentine

My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine,

You make me smile with my heart,

Your looks are laughable, un-photographical,

Yet you're my favourite work of art...

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smiling?

But don't change a hair for me,

Not if you care for me.

Stay little valentine, stay!

Each day is Valentine's Day...

Each day is Valentine's Day...