Feudin' And Fightin'

Feudin' and fussin' and a-fightin,'

Sometimes it gets to be excitin', now

Don't like them ornery neighbors down by the creek

We'll be plumb out of neighbors next week

Grandma, poor ol' grandma

Tell me, why'd they have to shoot poor grandma

She lies in the clover

You see, someone caught her bending over

Pickin' up a daisy!

Feduin' and fussin' and a-fightin'

There is a wrong that needs a rightin'

Let's get that funeral service over

So then we can start in a-feudin' again

Daughter, baby daughter

Poisened all the neighbors chickens

Daughter hadn't oughter

Least 'till she could run like the dickens

They hit her with a shovel

Feudin' and fightin' and a-fussin'

No use a-standin' here a-cussin', now

Let's give our daughter a pistol now that she's four

And go feudin' and fightin' some more