The one that turned you gay

It started in the summer of 93

You used to come to my house and visit me

I let you play with barbies

and then we' baked cookies

and then you came over on halloween

I was Mary Kate and you we're Ashley

That Christmas I got you posters of Jay T.T

I think I crossed the line

You got to close to me

You even helped me organize my batchelorette party

You we're my best friend

With me every day

And now they're gonna say

I was the one that turned you gay

The one that turned you gay

The one

the one,

the one

The one that turned you gay

Gonna get some strippers to come over tonight

Yeah

Maybe big fake boobies will change your mind

Yeah

I'm gonna burn all of your gay CD's

Yeah

I hope you start liking VG

"Baby one more time"

Used to be our jam

How was I supposed to know it made you love a man?

You allways kicked my ass

When we would coulor eggs

We both cried when Rubin won

'Cause we we're both Clay-Bates

I'm the one that turned you gay

The one,

the one,

the one

The one that turned you gay