Wives Don't Like Old Girlfriends

It began I believe when Adam found Eve he woke up and made her his wife

On that very first day she asked in dismay am I the first girl in your life

Wives don't like old girlfriends you know that's a fact of life

Wives don't like old girlfriends and girlfriends don't like old wives

Now if you don't lie I'll bet every guy has an old flame that he thinks about

Wives pretend not to care but to her it's as clear as if you were thinking out loud

Wives don't like old girlfriends...

Oh it's an awful sad affair and though it's not there anywhere

Wives don't like old girlfriends...