Mary Whitehouse

She don't like pornography

When it's on the BBC

She won't even look at me

Oh no no no she don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I know she ain't that wonderful

She's only trying to be helpful

When she sees all those nudes

She'll speak out and say

That's very rude

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

Mary Mary they think you're crazy

How does your mind work

With silver bells

And ..... shells

You're digging up the dirt

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me / Oh no!

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me / Oh no!

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me

I love Mary Whitehouse

She don't love me