If You Can't Rock Me

If you can't rock me

I'll find somebody that can

If you can't rock me

Don't be tellin' me I'm your man

I'm gonna turn that skillet

Up to high

Don't you tell that chick's

Too young to fry

If you can't rock me

I'll find somebody who can

I'll find somebody who can

If you can't rock me

Don't be knockin'on my door

If you can't rock me

Don't you come around here no more

I'm gonna turn that juke joint

Upside down

Dance six inches

Off the ground

If you can't rock me

I'll find someone who can

Don't be whisperin' in my ear

Tellin' me things

That I wanna hear

Dontcha be tellin' I'm your guy

Then you go and leave me high and dry

If you can't rock me

I'm gonna rock this town myself

If you can't rock me

I'm gonna tear it up

With somebody else

I may have to search

All across the land

Find me a gig

With a rock n' roll band

If you can't rock me

I'll find somebody who can