Not One Could I Give

Now she's seeing this extremely well-mannered

Good looking chap

He's got the tendency to walk around

And kick your face in and that

He wears his trainers and some very interesting jeans

Some lovely tops

Only last week did we hear those nasty rumours

About him shoplifting shops

Well that's just me and I'm probably biased

And I say oh no I'm not one to try her

I hope they're happy and ever after they live

Actually no that's rubbish and not one could I give

Now look listen it is not like he's my friend

In fact I don't hardly know him

But I know him well enough to tell you that his highlights were bad

I mean they're fucking glowing

So I said look listen can you please turn away

Cos my eyes are getting dead sore

The truth be told between you and me

I just couldn't take anymore

Well that's just me and I am probably biased

I say oh no I'm not going to try her

I hope they're happy and ever after they live

Actually no that's rubbish, not one could I give