Girlfriend

I like you and your band too

Bought all your records since 82

Some of your songs are in my personal top ten

But you slept with my girlfriend and we can't be friends

She blanches when I mention your name

And everything has changed so I gotta ask you

Why did you sleep with my girlfriend?

Why would she sleep with you?

It may be none of my business, this could be true

I think you're just two people that did what you wanted to do

I figured it out all by myself

But y'all both acted so weird that it couldn't be helped

I wish you good fortune and a lot of good luck

But please find someone else's girlfriend to fuck

She blanches when I mention your name

And everything has changed so I, I gotta ask you

Why did you sleep with my girlfriend?

Why would she sleep with you?

It may be none of my business, this could be true, oh oh oh

I think you're just two people that did what you wanted to do

I think you're just two people with something to prove

So I gotta ask you

Why did you sleep with my