Turbo Island

'twere back in the year of 1986

I courted a maid from the wild wild west

She took I to a place where Cyder's always ace

Return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail

We'll battle the gale

We're all going to hell

As we return to Turbo Island

Our ship, oh she be, a-rockin' on the sea

Our bosun be a-prayin' to the lord

My babby makes a plea, oh won't you marry me

As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail

We'll battle the gale

We're all going to hell

As we return to Turbo Island

You won't find Turbo Island on any kind of a map

They said once thee's left that place there's no way to go back

We searched 'round Stoke's Croft Point, and off the old bear pit

And now that we've found the place, we'll drink like lunatics

We'll raise the main sail

We'll battle the gale

We're all going to hell

As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail

We'll battle the gale

We're all going to hell

As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail

We'll battle the gale

We're all going to hell

As we return to Turbo Island

As we return to Turbo Island

As we return to Turbo Island