Me & the Minibar

Bring two prix fixe dinners up

I'll unwrap the plastic cups

It's just us my love

It's just us my love

I will make the room up nice

Put your insides all on ice

It was real true love

It was real true love

Close all the windows

Put signs on the handles

And strip down to my dun-dun-duns

You have gone so far

You have gone so far

And tonight

Its just me and the minibar

Candles from the walmart that

Every city's got to have

That I bought last night

That I bought last night

I was so excited to

Do such normal things with you

When you left last night

With your toothbrush dry

No such details will spoil my plan

That is the kind of girl I am

HA HA HA

Can you hear room 318?

Man they're really happening

They're a wild bunch

They're a wild bunch

But if they just knew

What my night was coming to

God would they vomit and run

You have gone so far

You have gone too far

So tonight

It's just me and the minibar

Nobody else

And I sing at the top of my lungs

Happy birthday us

Happy birthday us...